If you see something, say something, and make obligatory events more tolerable with this instrument of subterfuge.

Flask Info: Powder Coated, 8oz, Laser-Engraved Flask. Do not place inside, on top of, or within 6″ of a dishwasher.

MANUFACTURER’S CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Your Stainless Steel Flask is specially designed to carry alcoholic beverages. It should not be used for beverages with acid contents such as fruit juices and cordials. The flask will provide years of surreptitious pleasure if you follow a few simple rules:

1. Wash the inside, cover, and mouth of the flask with warm soapy water and rise it thoroughly before and after each use. DO NOT place your flask in a dishwasher. If the exterior of your flask has a material wrap or decoration you will want to clean it with a slightly damp cloth. Do not submerge the flask in water as this could damage the exterior decoration.
2. Polish with a soft cloth to keep the flask appearance clean and shiny.
3. Always empty the flask after use and rinse it before refilling.
4. Do not keep alcohol in the flask longer than 3 days.